Being a Mailman Can Be Dangerous

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Customer: Served

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Looks like Dreamworks has found a new concept for a movie. It'll be about a dinosaur who feels alone and isolated from other dinosaurs because of his drug problem, and he becomes hostile and bitter. Eventually a plucky and fast-talking pterodactyl named Pewt befriends him, despite his initial recalcitrance, and the two save Dinoville from time-travelling big-game hunters by giving them so many hallucinogenics that the hunters wander off a cliff and fall to their doom. The citizens of Dinoville now learn to accept and tolerate the dinosaur's drug habit and the dinosaur, in turn, learns to love them back.

Need Another Hand?

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Package May Be Delayed

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This Is a Fairly Accurate Representation of My Attention Span

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Well, shoot, since we're on a Pixar roll anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRJyieYGEI0&feature=player_detailpage

The Procedure For This Standoff is in Their Employee Manuals

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