Slightly off topic, but have you been to the websites for Starbucks or Target recently? Have you noticed that they don't have the name of their company on the front page, just the logo? That's the trend. It freaks me out.
If there's anything that discourages kids from a life of crime, it's an anthropomorphic penis (yes, penis - to a 6-year-old, "weiner" and "penis" are the same thing) with big googly eyes. That'd scare me away faster than the former convicts working the cash register.