First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."
... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?
So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?
For the last time, Burgundy, don't read just anything that comes up on the teleprompter!
Karl Stefanovic sounds like a fun guy to work with!
Wait for it...