First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."
... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?
If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...
... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?
Warning: Do not watch if you haven't eaten lunch yet, because you may lose your appetite. Also do not watch after eating lunch, because you may vomit yourself. You know what? Just don't watch it. At all.