Well, I Never!

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Well, I Never!
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I am highly offensed and will be in contact with my lawyer to have these bags removed from the store immediately!

America!

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America!
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This sign offends me! I am currently in contact with my attorney to sue the people who posted it. If you don't like it, I'll sue you for disagreeing with me.

It'll Be Like You're Roommates!

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It'll Be Like You're Roommates!
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This house comes with five bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. Those are odd numbers, so you just work out the extra ones between yourselves.