It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.
Reddit user loveduckie writes,
My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.
A co-worker had some trouble getting to work one morning...
Actual email to actual employees.
Best way to tell your appointees you've inconvenienced them and will be forcing them to change their schedule next week.