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Five gallons, that'll be $1.46!
From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."
Reddit user loveduckie writes,
My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.
A co-worker had some trouble getting to work one morning...
So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!
...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.
It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.
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