My co-worker went on vacation for a week, and a few of us in the office decided to welcome her back in style. Gifts or GTFO.
For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:
And the only words I can spell with it on my spoon are "the," quick," "brown," "fox," "jumped," "over," "the," "lazy," and "dog."
But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.
That'll show 'em.
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