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interview job application job interview resume shooting yourself in the shooting yourself in the foot toothpaste for dinner - 6419904256
Via: Toothpaste for Dinner
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"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

resume job application - 7622168064
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From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."