I constantly hunger for a challenge.
I have a very cann-do attitude.
I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
Look for a position that fits your skill set.
You're in a crowded pool of applicants if those are your qualifications.
Mentally ill? No problem!
"Just kidding, I have no idea what you're saying, I'm a goddamn panda!"
You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.