"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"
"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."
You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.
Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.
Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.
I constantly hunger for a challenge.
I have a very cann-do attitude.
I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."
Mentally ill? No problem!
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