Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.
Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.
He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!
From the submitter:
"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."
You could have sent her a picture of Gary Busey.
"You're hired!!! When can you start?"
"Sir, did you even read the rest of-"
"I'll ask the questions here!"
I constantly hunger for a challenge.
I have a very cann-do attitude.
I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
If you're scum or pissed as everyday then piss off!
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