I constantly hunger for a challenge.
I have a very cann-do attitude.
I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
If you're scum or pissed as everyday then piss off!
If that doesn't get you employed, what will?
"You're hired!!! When can you start?"
"Sir, did you even read the rest of-"
"I'll ask the questions here!"
Mentally ill? No problem!