Sorry, But You're Just Not What We're Looking For

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Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

Forever a Drone

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"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

Worst Resume Ever?

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From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."

Dear Sir or Mammoth

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Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

Good Guy Potential Employer is a Pretty Cool Guy, Bro

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The Armed Forces Are an Emo Opportunity Employer

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Mentally ill? No problem!

Hark!

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If that doesn't get you employed, what will?