I constantly hunger for a challenge.
I have a very cann-do attitude.
I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
I was taking the assessment during the aplication process for Rent-A-Center, now I'm questioning how they keep employees there.
"You're hired!!! When can you start?"
"Sir, did you even read the rest of-"
"I'll ask the questions here!"
He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!
Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.
Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.
"Just kidding, I have no idea what you're saying, I'm a goddamn panda!"