More Adventures From a Depressing Economy

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You need EXPERIENCE to HOLD SIGNS. Or spin them. Whichever. Are there any entry-level jobs left? You already need a doctorate and a seven-year apprenticeship for the privilege of working as a barista warlord. ~OLJ

Not that We're trying to Say Anything About the Last Person (*CINDY*)

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You Can Be Just Like Me!

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Send in a cover letter describing your qualifications for the position. Be sure to include your prior history of nerdiness, weakness, unpopularity at school, and how you intend to abuse an excess of imagined internet power.

I'll bet you didn't know I modeled! ~OLJ

Qualifications for the Entry-Level Jobs Get Tougher Every Year

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Finally, The Position I've Been Dreaming of!

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[polldaddy poll="5582723"]

A Hardcore Career

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Not only is the job title a cheesy double entendre, but the first paragraph is written like a spammer trying to lure you onto their porn site. This has to be the secret, covert way the adult entertainment industry recruits.

A Recession Is the Best Time to Exploit the Labor Market

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