Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!

Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.

The failure of mission critical IT systems is serious business, son

I didn't know IT guys were so damn good at drawing. Get an art-related job so you don't make the rest of us feel bad.

~OLJ

I'd hit that faster than my modem's KBps.

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