If You Could Focus Your Mind, You'd Be Working Right Now

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It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.

~Office Lackey Jack

"I'm Givin' 'er All She's Got Captain!"

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We all know that American internet will never go to 11.