It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack
It still didn't work.
We all know that American internet will never go to 11.
Also available as a video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy7ftogjtU
That Sony Vaio is better than mine