It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack
Also available as a video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy7ftogjtU
I tried to get the Firefox cut into my hair, but my skull ran out of RAM and crashed (Rimshot).
-Water Cooler Chris
We all know that American internet will never go to 11.