What's the soundtrack for this battle for the ages?
Opera, of course.
Oh, sorry I couldn't figure out that your doodle of disjointed spaghetti noodles was a portrait of Vladimir Putin! My sin-freakin'-cerest apologies!
Yup, if you use IE7, you're going to pay a fine. Trufax. And you can't spell "trufax" without "tax."