Quiteos: The Work-at-Home Mom Edition

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Quiteo - [n]
- 1. A portmanteau of the words "quit" and "video," in which a person quits their job while dancing to 'Gone' by Kanye West in an upbeat fashion.
- 2. A misspelling of the capital of Ecuador.

This is Not What My Life Was Intended For...

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This is Not What My Life Was Intended For...
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My fleeting and beautiful existence was intended for more than just cleaning up other people's messes.

Screw You Guys, I'm Goin' Home!

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Screw You Guys, I'm Goin' Home!
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Maybe he had recently fallen on...

(puts on sunglasses)

... Hard Times...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a Clever Way of Saying "I Quit"

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That's a Clever Way of Saying "I Quit"
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It's a shame, there was going to be a party on the 32nd just for you. There was going to be cake and ice cream and everything. Shame you're going to miss it.

-Water Cooler Chris