LOLOLOL Like Anyone Does That Anymore

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It's the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.

Looking For Short-Term Employment?

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So That's Their "Secret"...

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Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!

True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.

Clearly A+ Material We're Working With

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For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"

Weeding Out the Incompetent

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job fails - weedingoutgraphic
job fails - weedingoutengineer

Applicant Is Super Qualified And S**t

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He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.

Not that We're trying to Say Anything About the Last Person (*CINDY*)

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