Marty's Qualifications Are Awfully Specific

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Marty's Qualifications Are Awfully Specific
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Add another one to the list of creepy employers I would never want to work for. Although, since I'm not a high school girl, I'll probably never work for him anyway.

~Office Lackey Jack

Your Lack of Skills May Be an Asset

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Your Lack of Skills May Be an Asset
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In other words, nobody under the age of 75.