Whatever puts extra distance between me and Vista is fine in my book.
4,381 Years? Bring It On.
I know what you're thinking. Maybe it's not what it looks like. Maybe, just maybe this is not what the modern funeral has devolved into. And to that I respond with this:
Pssshhh! Wasn't worth it? If it involved sex and/or bacon, then you are decidedly wrong, sir!
Please DO NOT put signs next to the coffee machine. It wastes resources.