Need a Receipt?

Favorite
forever alone,Futurama Fry,girlfriend,receipt
- -

"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

Not the Job! That Was My Last Bastion of Sanity!

Favorite
girlfriend,job interview,oag,overly attached girlfrien,overly attached girlfriend
- -