"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"
At least you don't have to swim to work...
Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.
Find out why everyone is shakin', twerkin', and doing the Bernie on Know Your Meme, and get dancing.