"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"
At least you don't have to swim to work...
Ever feel like you're just going in circles at your job?
Señor Gif: is there anything he can't gif? Full story at 11!