These Dance Moves Will Make the Toyotas Fly Out of the Showroom

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That's Cheating!

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Better Names for Things, Round 2: Electric Boogalamp

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Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"

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Chapter 1: "Opening Your Eyes"

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Man The Tiny Harpoons!

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I Just Doubled My Salary!

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