Ridiculous Reviews: This Place Sucks

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Ridiculous Reviews: This Place Sucks
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Whoever said you can't spell "funeral" without "fun" has obviously never been here before.

It's official. Drive-Thru culture is now on that part of the map that says "Here there be monsters!"

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It's official. Drive-Thru culture is now on that part of the map that says "Here there be monsters!"
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I know what you're thinking. Maybe it's not what it looks like. Maybe, just maybe this is not what the modern funeral has devolved into. And to that I respond with this:

It's easy to get attached to one's coffee machine

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It's easy to get attached to one's coffee machine
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From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]