forever alone

By Unknown
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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

MthruF: They won't ever call me either... =(
By Subway
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This is a security warning to prevent fraud, but sometimes it makes some people feel lonely.