This is a security warning to prevent fraud, but sometimes it makes some people feel lonely.
"You're hired!!! When can you start?"
"Sir, did you even read the rest of-"
"I'll ask the questions here!"
"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"