Taste the Evil

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Taste the Evil
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I happen to love evil-soaked cucumbers.

That Sounds "Delicious"

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That Sounds "Delicious"
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And here we have a prime example of why quotation marks shouldn't be used for emphasis. Is the cheese really real? Or are they just reusing yesterday's milk?

~OLJ

You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?

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You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ