That Sounds "Delicious"

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That Sounds "Delicious"
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And here we have a prime example of why quotation marks shouldn't be used for emphasis. Is the cheese really real? Or are they just reusing yesterday's milk?

~OLJ

You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?

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You Built a Time Machine Out of Yesterday's Lunch?
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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.

~OLJ

Sharing is Caring

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Sharing is Caring
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Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!

Time to Get a Smaller Bowl

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Time to Get a Smaller Bowl
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.