And here we have a prime example of why quotation marks shouldn't be used for emphasis. Is the cheese really real? Or are they just reusing yesterday's milk?
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.
Powerful pharmaceuticals? Awesome.
Thanks, Elaine, for letting us know! How thoughtful of you! And with such an elegantly caligraphicallied signature, too! I'm sure you're just a pleasure to work with!
There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.
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