And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

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I knew some day my crimes would catch up to me, but not like this...

I happen to love evil-soaked cucumbers.

And here we have a prime example of why quotation marks shouldn't be used for emphasis. Is the cheese really real? Or are they just reusing yesterday's milk?

~OLJ