When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.