Thanks, DQ!

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cheeseburgers,cheezburger,dairy queen,fast food,food service,I Can Has Cheezburger,sign
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Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

Here's Your Large Pizza With Sausage, Anchovies, and Dicks

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delivery,Dominoes,food service,penis,pizza
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The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

Hire This Man!

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food service,job hunt,planet sub,resume
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job fails - hire this man2

Good Morning! Give Your Over-Educated Coffee Server a Hug

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coffee,food service,masters,overeducated,server,Starbucks
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Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

For Some Reason I Don't Believe You

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food service,lies,pretzels,sign
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Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ