The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack