For Some Reason I Don't Believe You

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For Some Reason I Don't Believe You
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Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ

And Then Tell Him About It Later

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And Then Tell Him About It Later
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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

Good Morning! Give Your Over-Educated Coffee Server a Hug

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Good Morning! Give Your Over-Educated Coffee Server a Hug
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Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.

~OLJ

It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers

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It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers
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When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ