You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.
Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.