Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe
Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.