Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....
The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.