The Customer Is Always Right

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It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers

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When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

Breaking Into the Reserves

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The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

The Devil's Milkshake

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When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.

~Office Lackey Jack

For Some Reason I Don't Believe You

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Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.

~OLJ