The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
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