Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe