Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

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Poop.