Try putting it on a pink slip...

Work and Facebook don't mix well.

That's one way to kangaruin your day...

"If it makes you feel any better, you weren't the only one who got laid (off)."

They say it's always best to get laid off on a Friday. At the very least, it makes it easier to get trashed and drown in a pool of your own tears.

TGIF, office lackeys!

-Water Cooler Chris