Another great gag from Five Second Films
WARNING: Language is not safe for work. Conversely, the joke is highly relevant TO work. Weigh your options, I suppose.
This was a memo actually issued to the employees of QC Marts, an Iowa-based chain of convenience stores, back in March. The owner of the chain announced a contest in which employees would guess which of their number would be the next to get the proverbial ax. Four employees, who for some reason felt uncomfortable turning on their coworkers like rabid wolves, quit in protest. QC Marts denied them unemployment benefits, arguing they had quit voluntarily, until a judge ruled against the chain yeste
Jim Knight is the (former) head chef of The Plough, a pub in Oxfordshire, UK. Recently, Jim was fired for what he believes was an unjust reason: he wanted to take vacation time to spend with his infant daughter.
When Jim found out that he'd been sacked, he remembered a small but useful fact that the restaurant had neglected to account for:
Jim was the employee who created The Plough's official Twitter account, making him the only one with access to it...