"Yeah, Could I Get Two Big Macs and Some Large Fries, Please?"

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"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"

Alright... Steady... Hips Square... Knees Bent...

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"Damnit... HEY COULD YOU QUIT BARBECUING BACK THERE???"

What Are You Doing? RUN!

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But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

Always So Calm And Professional

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Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!