"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"
"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"
"Damnit... HEY COULD YOU QUIT BARBECUING BACK THERE???"
Because you just got burned by the irony.
But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!
Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!
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