Delivery No Matter What

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There is no storm too stormy! No hurricane too hurricaney!

Maybe You Should Take Up Wizardry

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You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

Humanity's Best Hope for the Apocalypse

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I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

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