Excuse me, pearly arches.

Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.

I'm surprised the employee didn't try to fry the raccoon and serve it to the patrons.

Sigh. Always use Clear-Eyes before going out into the world.

If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris