DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.
It gives the chance to run an update on my happiness system.
I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:
"Can I get your name please?"
"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"
From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."
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