I Need To Take My Bong To The Vet

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DOG! I mean I need to take my DOG to the vet... Crap.

[polldaddy poll="4942296"]

"Paul Kept Mostly To Himself"

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By Brian
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Life's Little Perks

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It gives the chance to run an update on my happiness system.

Free Coffee, Anyone?

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I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

Sounds About Right

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Corporate Hierarchy, Now in "Has a Hotdog" Form

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Whoopsie!

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By The_Awesome_Boss
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From her boss: "She was supposed to start at 4pm. Good thing I'm a patient boss."