"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"
"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"
We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!
OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.
I can't wait to see what you'll do with their angus third pounders...
Because Grade Z beef has never sounded this good!
Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.
Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.
"Yo Steve, check this one out: 'Moose Drool,' a top quality amber ale.""Ugh, why would they name it that?"
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