If I were them I'd throw the bag in the car and be done with it.
Ach, I've schpillt mein barbecue saus!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"
"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"
We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!
OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.
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