The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.
-Water Cooler Chris
Considering the number of dogs that people bring to my office on a daily basis, this actually would be a helpful sign if dogs could read.
To borrow from another quote: "Oh, you have trouble handling negativity, bad attitudes, and toxic people in the workplace? There's a seminar for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
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