Signs Are the Most Effective Method of Ensuring Workplace Compliance

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This sign is right! We need to have more signs in the break room! MORE!
First, a sign designed to make washing dishes cool again (we had our top PR team come up with this one):
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Next, a sign for basically the same purpose but targeted to "cat people:"
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Then we'll have a sign encouraging the proper use of our equipment:
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And why not set up post-it notes to foster kindness and goodwill among employees?
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Of course, when the nonperishable resources get stolen, we should put up signs kindly requesting their safe return. But what's this? What's that sign next to the sign we just put up?
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QUICK! DRAFT ANOTHER SIGN TO RESPOND TO HIS DEMANDS! WE WILL ONLY NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS THROUGH SIGNS!

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