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Looks like Dreamworks has found a new concept for a movie. It'll be about a dinosaur who feels alone and isolated from other dinosaurs because of his drug problem, and he becomes hostile and bitter. Eventually a plucky and fast-talking pterodactyl named Pewt befriends him, despite his initial recalcitrance, and the two save Dinoville from time-travelling big-game hunters by giving them so many hallucinogenics that the hunters wander off a cliff and fall to their doom. The citizens of Dinoville now learn to accept and tolerate the dinosaur's drug habit and the dinosaur, in turn, learns to love them back.

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We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!

OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.