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Looks like Dreamworks has found a new concept for a movie. It'll be about a dinosaur who feels alone and isolated from other dinosaurs because of his drug problem, and he becomes hostile and bitter. Eventually a plucky and fast-talking pterodactyl named Pewt befriends him, despite his initial recalcitrance, and the two save Dinoville from time-travelling big-game hunters by giving them so many hallucinogenics that the hunters wander off a cliff and fall to their doom. The citizens of Dinoville now learn to accept and tolerate the dinosaur's drug habit and the dinosaur, in turn, learns to love them back.

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I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

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"Recent delivery to the grocery store where I work. Got to love our shipping department."

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