Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.
Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.
An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back. Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well.