just resting my eyes

Favorite
awesome,boredom,busted,camouflage,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,decoy,ergonomics,fake eyes,false eyes,ingenuity,ninja nap,passive aggressive,sass,secret sleep,stealth,stealth nap,Terrifying,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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it's a hard work but somebody's gotta do it

Substitute Technician

Favorite
box,cardboard,decoy,fake,gloves,hard hat,nice try,not sneaky,wiseass
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Clearly A Functional Employee

Favorite
art,boredom,chair warmer,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,cubicle win,decoy,desk,ergonomics,im-stuck-in-a-tj-jail-send-help,ingenuity,lazy,mess,office win,prank,scotch tape,sculpture,tacky,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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"How's It Goin', Chris?"

Favorite
balloon,chris,decoy,dummy
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"..."

"Ah, giving me the old silent treatment, eh?"

"..."

"It's all right if you're having a rough day, buddy. We have people you can talk to."

Temporary Salesman

Favorite
anthropomorphic,awesome,awesome co-workers not,ben,boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,decoration,decoy,dickhead co-workers,lazy,management material,mannequin,personification,replacement,sculpture,Terrifying,weird,work smarter not harder
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Paging Mr. Jameson To The Conference Room

Favorite
AA,awesome,clever,contraband,cubicle drunks,decoy,drunks,false binder,medicine,need booze now,ninja booze,russians i think maybe,scotch,sneaky
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